October 17, 2005

Vanessa Needs...

( go to your favorite search engine and type in your name and then the word needs) So silly what will come up!
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Vanessa needs......

  • 24 hour care

  • Guidance

  • To know about Italy
  • To be empowered to provide for herself and her children by having the kind of job that allows her to work from home
  • To be loved because you are not like the others

  • The senator’s spring schedules
  • To take some regular daytime courses

  • To watch this show so she can see all the boys in their 70’s hair

  • To take charge in the bedroom and enjoy sex like she used to

  • To be talked to about not changing so often

  • A major reality check

  • Plenty of wood if she is staying out here for long

45 comments:

Becca said...

Hi Vanessa,
I tried this trick and the first thing Rebecca needs...Enlightenment..second, to find out...wow this two things are very true. How cool is that? Hope all is well with the yoga teacher training. Namaste,
Rebecca

Anonymous said...

Hey. My name is Vanessa too and I was just doing the same thing (searching "Vanessa needs") and your post came up as one of the top results. I just thought you might find that amuzing!

Anonymous said...

haha how weird is this? my name is vanessa ASWELL and i just typed in vanessa needs, i think the best one is "vanessa needs to take charge in the bedroom and enjoy sex like she used to" amen to that!!

Anonymous said...

My name is Vanessa as well. I got that email and mine said vanessa needs to kno about Italy. That is so true because i'm hoping to travel there when I go there to visit my sister! and also this blog came up.

Anonymous said...

OMG! my name is vanessa too- this is so weird- im 17 i dont think i need 24hr care but maybe i need guidance. lol. by the way a friend of mine calls me nessie noodle- and i have never heard of it before then when i found out that there was a blog called nessie noodle it made me feel normal- ciao

Anonymous said...

Unreal a website for us beautifull vanessa's of the world, and I thought I was the only one called nessie noodle,!! or lock ness and combivanessa and so it goes on!! Unreal website,,,love Ness

Vanessa said...

Woah!! this is real freaky. My name is Vanessa. I did that whole "vanessa needs.." thing too. I get called Nessie Noodle, nessa etc. I'm heading to switzerland and italy in august.. so I do need to know about italy. man this is freaking me out. xx Ness
ps. you all have a wicked name!!

vanessa gaeta said...

Hi to all the other vanessa's out there. I also thought I was the only Ness, Nessa, Nessy. Noodle, Lock Ness Monster, ect. All the kids in the family call me Noodle and I really thought there was only one of me. Its great to know there is more of you out there.

Anonymous said...

hey there Vanessa,
guess what, Im called vanessa too, But i've never had the nick name nessie noodle, i have had: bones, ness, nescafe, vesse, van, vaness, V, Banessa, v-rock, venus,...etc so have fun being vanessa :) cos i know I will
cya!

Anonymous said...

Hi my name is Vanessa as well! my mum calls me nessie noodle! STAY COOL VANESSA's of the WORLD!
xxx
peace

vanessa SA said...

Hey guys so wierd there is a cite for vanessa's. i also got the email. im from SA where you guys from?

Anonymous said...

Hey Vanessas!! guess wat....I'm a Vanessa as well, doing the very same search as every one else, i think that i need all those needs named, especially da Guidence...doesn't this site just make all vanessa's feel special :D, hmmm a few unusal but common nic names......... nessi poo, nescafe, lockness monster, vagina(random but true),and friends always tell me "stress less ness" oh and ma best friend is called shrimpy noodle, not quite nessie noodle, best not mension that to ma friends or they may add another to da list :D Keep smiling VANESSAS

Izzie said...

hi vanessas of the world, i'm another one :) google said "vanessa needs to obey god and not man". thought that was cute!

Anonymous said...

hey my names vanessa too. never been called nessie noodle tho but i get called nessa nessie v van vans brum brum ( as in the cars make dat sound ) n the lock ness monster was bored one day and found this site thought it was quite amusing what i need

vikki said...

im not a vanessa sadly, but my sister is. i was wondering how many of you are hispanic? my sister is a half cuban/half costarican and she got called all those names (oh the irony) i think it would be an extreme coincidence if any of yall were.

Tal said...

I, sadly, am not a Vanessa. But my sister is, and my dad has always called her Nessie Noodle! I thought that is was completely original and he made it up..but i guess not hey?
Ciao from down under!

Anonymous said...

here's another comment like all the rest! nice to meet you, my name is vanessa as well, but most know me as ness or nessy. i've been really enlightened by this webpage, and just like all of you, came accross it while searching for "vanessa needs..." keep up with the goodness!

Vanessa said...

Another Vanessa here in Alaska. Looking up "Vanessa Needs"..and found this. Never been called Noodle of any sort, but Vee, Ness, v-Ness, Nessa, Venus, Loch Ness, VAin..:) Intersting....Hello to all of the other Vanessa's out there..

Vanessa said...

HI im Vanessa (what a shock) im 12 and live in down-under australia. Well i did the "Vanessa Needs" thing same as everyone one else and this came up.

Well im very random and fun and not entirely sure what this website is all about...in any case im trying to publicise my site: www.freewebs.com/twilightangel22 but beware i dont take crap from no1 and don't really like having freaks visit my site so if you fist this description then don't come to my site

Anywho luv yas all

~Vanessa~

Anonymous said...

Oh this is way too fun!! I'm totally another Vanessa who has been called nessa noodle, nessie noodle, bones, V, etc.etc. I did the link and got this site too. it's fun because i'm totally into photography, food, travel, and creativity too (top of site). Wow -neat to know there are all these Vanessa's out there! Rock on girls!

Anonymous said...

Hey. I am vanessa too!! i am the lochness monster..hehe my cousin says they saw me swimming in lake loch..so yeah. Awsome name!! i am also called nessa nessie banessa messy nessy..lol

Anonymous said...

Hi ya, just another Vanessa adding her name to list after searching 'Vanessa needs' on google, from little old New Zealand! My favourite was about needing to change clothes less often - I'm quite quilty of that when deciding what to wear for a big night out! Never been called Nessy Noodle, mainly just Ness, or Sassy as I called myself when I was little as I couldn't get my mouth around Vanessa :)
See ya!

Anonymous said...

Just another Vanessa popping in to say that I found this doing the 'Vanessa needs' thing. I've also been called Nessie Noodle, Loch Ness, as well as ninni pooh haha.

B*Nessa said...

Hi Vanessa, well what do ya know...ANOTHER Vanessa out there as well. Hmm that is a thing to ponder. Just HOW many Vanessa's are out there? anywho. I searched for "Vanessa needs" too and Got on here.

Anonymous said...

hey, my name is also Vanessa. and i was also doing the Vanessa need thing too.How bizzare. i get called nessie noo sometimes. i think i need to guidance thing too because i never really know where i'm headed. cheers

Anonymous said...

and off course another vanessa! come from lovely SA but now living in the cold and wet England. Have fun all you Nessies out there!

Anonymous said...

well hello to the vanessa's! i love our name its the best!
i used to get nessie noodle but i have no idea were that comes from!
most of the time i just get ness! for those of you who dont appretiate our name i say go and change it! hahah!
xxx

Anonymous said...

txOk!!! I thought this name wasn't so popular anymore!!! Dang. We must be something!!! Only the best can share this name!!!
Funny how just clicking on a silly bulletin from MySpace and doing a search led Me to this.
Take Care Vanessas'!!!
From another "Good Nes" from OKLAHOMA
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

hey im a vanessa too gotta love the name... i have sessa sess ness nessy, messy- nessy, v, the v
ect. much love to all the other vanessas we have such a cool name....vanessas rock!!!!

Anonymous said...

Hey my name is Vanessa tooo, i get called Nessa Bear, Vanessa the undresser, Vanessa the compresser, Nessa, V, Sexy Ness, and Nessa ive never been caled Nessa noodle though. Its so good to here how many other Vanessas's there are out there and see this site for Vanessa's its really good, we are all so cool with the best name ever.
Cya x x :)
Cya x x

Anonymous said...

Hey another Vanessa here..... I also get ness, nessy lockness etc my fav nickname would be messy nessy though!!! There is noting like an email doing the rounds and a simple search "Vanessa needs" to bring us all together :-) Take care beautiful people!!

Anonymous said...

Wow lots of Vanessa's me too vanessa needs and this is what i got crazy we should all get together and maked the news in Vagas or somewhere one big VANESSA PARTY to funny later, Nester

Anonymous said...

Hi out there to all the Vanessas of the world... Yet again I am another Vanessa and I too found this site doing the 'Vanessa Needs' thingy... I'm from Oz and it is just amizing how many people in the world have the same nick names as me... I have been really inspired by all the Vanessas of the world through this site... I hope I get to meet some of you one day... Have a fantastic life and good luck Ness...

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Hi
Well of course I'm a vanessa too and I've always loved my name and all the nick names too. There is something special about the name Vanessa. Did you know in Latin vanessa means butterfly. Isn't that just so cool. Something so beautiful.
Have a beautiful life all you other Vanessa's and remember always follow your dreams. x

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! My name is Vanessa. Today is April 21,2007. I did a search for Vanessa needs, as well and lo and behold all the Vanessa's of the World have gathered here at your wonderful site!! Nicknames that I've had. Ness, V'ness, Sessa, Nessie, Nessa, Mayonessa, Mayonnaise, Vanessa Banana, Banana, V, Banessa, and my husband calls me this, Vanestle, or Nestle. He says its my name and I'm sweet like chocolate! awww... You guys can use it if you want.. LOL. I dont mind. Anyhow. Thanks for giving us a way to share, and post. IT's awesome! Have a wonderful weekend VANESSA!!! You rock! We rock!

Anonymous said...

wow this is random i couldn't sleep so i searchrd "vanessa needs" as well. this is really clever. yes, i get all the nicknames as well, my fave nessa, everyone calls me that. it's weird im the only vanessa i no but there are so many of us out there. well bye for now all you nessy's.

Anonymous said...

At the risk of being redundant, I am also named Vanessa! I am excited there are so many of us! But my Nicknames vary from the normal Vanny and Nessa to taflespla (family . . .idk. Love this blog, Vanessas Rock!

myspace.com/vanessahouse said...

how fun! I was doing the vanessa needs search.
i got called nae-nae as a nick name or nessa.
what fun kindred spirits we are!

NessaSue said...

Wow This is original, but I am a Vanessa too.. I have never been called a noodle, but my main nick names are Nessa, NessaSue, SueBessa, Bessa Netty, Vona, Vane, Nana, NanaBird...

QUESTION: What is everones Middle name!

Anonymous said...

Shocker...I am also a Vanessa but alas I was struck with a brutal last name and have always been just Vanessa. I did want to point out that Vanessa is the genus (latin) of the Painted Lady or maybe Admiral butterfly. I always have found that really pleasing. Adios.

Anonymous said...

Well my name is Vanessa as well...my nicknames have been Nessa, Van, Vee, NuNu, Van Ness (St. in San Francisco...I like the one where it says "Vanessa needs to be empowered to provide for herself and her children by having the kind of job that allows her to work from home" I just had my 2nd child n my 1st just turned 1 I wish this would come TRUE!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a Vanessa too, but my boyfriend calls me "Of Fuck, Ness!"

Anonymous said...

hah, that's an "Oh"

Anonymous said...

I am also another Vanessa. I never meet anyone with my name! So great to see a bunch of us on one page! I have never been called nessie noodle. I get a lot of Ness and Nessies and an occasional Van.
Very cool site!!

Vanessa
Wichita, KS

Anonymous said...

It is so funny how we Vanessa's of this world are called identical nick names from all other people of this world LOL I guess we all think alike I have never been called Nessie Noodle but all the others are definitely my nicknames..

Love Vanessa
Somerset, Ohio